My favorite arthur

Reed wrote a book today, so I decided to transcribe it here in all its glory. By way of clarification, he wrote "GNU" (as in wildebeest) because he couldn't remember the other way to spell "new".

The DOG ThAT WAS SAd For eveR

The ArTHR
BY: Reed
GNU

ONes UPPON A TiMe There WAS A DOG ThAT WAS SAd
NO ONe COULd MAKe HiM HAPPY
He WAS SAd

The eNd

1$

He's already sold two copies. Any other buyers?